The Empress – A BMW E39 523i Touring

We weren’t actually looking but while taking an owners M3 for an MOT at our local station Richard spotted this.

“You’ll buy any BMW, Richard.” Shouted the owner, clearly friends from many a previous fail, sorry, test.

I have to admit, it wasn’t love first sight for me – particularly in SE guise. But after a nose around it looked like a straight car. Original paint, unmarked original finished alloys, she even appears to be wearing the supplying main dealer plates along with 2 keys and their matching key rings. And yes, ladies and gentleman, yes, it still has the torch in the glovebox – it just kept on giving.

But wait, there’s more, she’s the rarer 5-speed manual and has only covered 96k. We’ll take it. There and then – GQ’s first car.

Don’t get me wrong, it needs some love. Driving feels more akin to a struggling hovercraft and it’s 50/50 whether you’ll get out of the T-junction alive but it’s all good fun and nothing we can’t sort.

There’s been a few debates about building an M5 Touring that never was or even loading the Sport bits to make a cool pool car. But the current likelihood is that we’ll detail, service and sort anything she needs and help her find a new home.

In the meantime, if you need us you’ll most likely find us squabbling in the Broxbourne area over who’s driving next!